Dear President Trump,
There are rumors floating around that you have fired the head of the FBI, Mr. Comey. I imagine this is just fake news.I am sure you realize this would not go over well with the American public if this had really happoned. I have even heard you on the news saying that you fired him but this can be disputed. You have the power to dispute these pictures and sound bites...you are, after all, the President. It is all just fake news. Tomorrow I would call Mr. Comey and say something like ' Hello Jim....are you sick I see you have not been to work in a few days.' If he says ...You fired me!... Just say no I did not! That was all just fake news!.... Come on Mr. President, You gave pulled off bigger deals than this. Fake news...fake news...that's all you have to say....it will work. If you feel the need to pull high ranking officials together to help them understand how you have been mis quoted and want to get this all straightened out... Rent out the Watergate Hotel for them to stay in.
Hope this helps you,
HELEN
ps....don't invite any reporters to the hotel.
1 comment:
What a smart letter, Helen. I have one I sent to the editors of our newspapers over the weekend. You can check it out on my blog if you like. It was good of you to give him an "out".
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