I am still here

This was sent to me from Marvin....He never fails to try to take a jab at me about Obama..Once he sent me an email with at least 75 pictures attached. Often I just delete anything from him I don't want to read. On that email I thought maybe at least one of the attachments would be a picture of his kids or Grand Kids, so I opened them all up and looked at each one. As it turned out each one was a bumper sticker jabbing Obama but I could not be sure till I looked at them all. He probably knew I would have to open each one. But today he sent me this and I will admit I am not much on mass jokes going around the net but this one did make me chuckle...You know I could just delete the Obama remarks and it would still be funny....But I will let Marvin get this jab....

WHY I AM DEPRESSED??
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .
I called Lifeline.
I got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive