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Saturday, May 22, 2010

From Marvin...

Maybe we should adopt this instead of just profiling... I wonder if we would get less static over this method...
Marvin did put a warning on this that it is not politically correct...That might be an under statement,,,,


Drinking with an Arizona Girl:
A Mexican, an Arab,
and an Arizona girl are
in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer,he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.He says, 'In Mexico ,our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'The Arab, obviously impressed by this,drinks non-alcohol beer(cuz he's a muslim!),throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'The Arizona girl,cool as a cucumber,picks up her beer,downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.Catching her glass,setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,she says,'In Arizona , we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless Arizona

2 comments:

patsy said...

get horse call it dog.

Galla Creek said...

God Bless the poor workers picking that produce you buy. Who will pick it when they send them all home?