Wait till Clayton leaves the house....Come in through the back door {just like Grandma Powell's}
turn on the computer...OOPs password protected....Try Clayton.. No luck...
Try Powell...no luck...Mad by now try F...U...No luck... turn off computer...
Wait till Clayton comes home, ask password... Go to Fleta's...
Next morning, Use spy glasses wait till Clayton leaves...Hurry to his house so coffee is still warm....
Come in through back door...Fire up computer, Password works...He is not a lier...
Hit dial up connection, ...Go get a cup of coffee, Come back wait till connects...
Hit Internet.. Go make some toast...Don't Hurry...
Come back, Hit Pat's blog...Go fry some bacon....come back and check still not loaded....go fry an egg...
Finally, read Pat's Blog..
Hit Betty's blog {cause I know what is on mine and Fleta's}...
Go search through Clayton's house to see if there is anything to steal....Come back ....Blog is almost up..Read Betty's blog...
Don't even try Erin's Blog...pictures take way too long to load...
Shut down computer,. Go back through Kitchen....Look for anything in frig to eat for lunch....Take a steak....Go back out back door...Back to Fleta's....Act like I have not had breakfast....Home free!!!
4 comments:
i DON'T LIKE CITY SLICKERS MAKING FUN OF COUNTRY PEOPLE.some people in Arizona have got so they are hotty totty.
Ha!Ha!, sneaky little devil aren't you?
Glad you are figuring everything out.
Granny,
come home....we have high speed internet at our house. You can't even get out of your chair before the page has loaded...And mommy will make you breakfast & coffee and bring it to you.
Little Benjamin
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