Wednesday...

Vacation... I made it to Arkansas just fine...No plane episodes, thank goodness...
I am feeling very well. I ate so much cornbread, milk, and onions tonight, at Clayton's, I had to unzip my pants so I could climb into Fleta's truck to get back to her house...

As Fleta posted, Clayton picked me up in Tulsa and hauled me straight to Fleta's...He did not even slow down when he passed his house, he was not taking any chances...

Tonight brother Gilbert came over and Tony met him here. I called Clayton and he walked down to Fleta's...I laughed so much if I had been drinking milk it would have came out my nose! Tony is a great teller of tall tales and Gilbert is not far behind...

I had Clayton haul me to Pat's this morning and she is looking very well...She has lost a lot of weight...Then we went to Barb's and she was looking very well, also having lost a lot of weight.I hope I get to visit someone fatter than me tomorrow but I don't know who that could be...

Fleta is criping around...She is so bad it makes me not want to look at her while I make her carry me food and waite on me. Maybe I will leave my contacts out tomorrow so I won't be able to see her while she is cooking my food and such...

I have only been here for a day but it has been big fun. Saturday everyone will be here for the BBQ except Laura and Gilbert. I have an offer from Erin to hitch a ride Sunday to go see Laura...I think I will take her up on it..

I am hoping to see cousin Winnie before this trip has ended..

Well I am clean, cool, and well fed, I guess I need to get to bed... I will need to catch Clayton early before he hides if I want a ride anywhere tomorrow..